What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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