he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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