I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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