her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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