I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
