Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
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I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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