remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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