I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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