Moan for me like Helen Keller
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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