My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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