is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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