My hand turned me down
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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