Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
How's work?
Spinning.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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