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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We have so much sex to catch up on
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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