She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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