I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I have demons in me.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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