remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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