How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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