**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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