Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Are we still banned from the library?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
