I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Please don't give away my fajitas
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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