Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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