is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
This is my gift to your gina
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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