i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Alive.
So much puke
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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