it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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