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Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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