WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
