so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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