school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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