I don't think brook has ever known best
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Randomize
