So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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