i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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