Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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