i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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