let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
