So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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