so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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