My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my shit smells like andre
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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