I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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