I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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