I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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