So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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