o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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