Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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