Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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