Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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