real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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