i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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