For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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