yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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