Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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