Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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