At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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