Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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