found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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