you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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